Find A Humorous Birthday Quote

Find the perfect humorous birthday quote! Find birthday sayings friends and family will find funny and humorous. You can't underestimate the power of effectively communicating a feeling or best wishes to a loved one.

Check out the following birthday sayings for those with a great sense of humor.

Find A Humorous Birthday Quote

"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
- Unknown

"Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one."
- Unknown

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said I needed to upgrade."
- Unknown

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good!"
- Stephen Wright

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Jack Benny

"The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
- H.V. Prochnow

"I am not young enough to know everything."
- Oscar Wilde

"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
- Bob Hope



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"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
- Jane Wagner

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
- Ingrid Bergman

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
- Mark Twain

"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people."
- Jim Eason

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
- John Glenn

"Be kind to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home."
- Unknown

"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."
- Unknown

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
- Chili Davis

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Sam Ewing

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
- Jerry M. Wright

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"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
- Unknown

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
- Truman Capote

"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly."
- Branch Rickey

"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
- Dorothy Fulheim

"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
- George Carlin

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
- Mark Twain

"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
- Phyllis Diller

"If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself."
- Ubie Blake

"Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
- C.E.C. Joad

"Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own."
- J.P. Sears

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"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
- Unknown

"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
- Tom Wilson

A humorous birthday quote is a powerful way to communicate your love and best wishes. These are tools that you now have readily available in your own personal library of resources.

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