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Find A Humorous Birthday Quote!
Find the perfect humorous birthday quote! Find birthday sayings friends and family will find funny and humorous. You can't underestimate the power of effectively communicating a feeling or best wishes to a loved one.
Check out the following birthday sayings for those with a great sense of humor.
"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."
- Unknown
"Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one."
- Unknown
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said I needed to upgrade."
- Unknown
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good!"
- Stephen Wright
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
- Robert Frost
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Jack Benny
"The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
- H.V. Prochnow
"I am not young enough to know everything."
- Oscar Wilde
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
- Bob Hope
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"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
- Jane Wagner
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
- Ingrid Bergman
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
- Mark Twain
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people."
- Jim Eason
"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."
- John Glenn
"Be kind to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home."
- Unknown
"We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it."
- Unknown
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
- Chili Davis
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
- Sam Ewing
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
- Jerry M. Wright
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"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
- Unknown
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
- Truman Capote
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly."
- Branch Rickey
"Youth is a disease from which we all recover."
- Dorothy Fulheim
"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
- George Carlin
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
- Mark Twain
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
- Phyllis Diller
"If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself."
- Ubie Blake
"Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
- C.E.C. Joad
"Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own."
- J.P. Sears
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"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician."
- Unknown
"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."
- Tom Wilson
A humorous birthday quote is a powerful way to communicate your love and best wishes. These are tools that you now have readily available in your own personal library of resources.
Additional birthday quotes are provided below, enjoy!
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#1 - Children's B-Day Quotes
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Link #2 - Inspirational B-Day Quotes
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#3 - Milestone B-Day Quotes
Bonus Link #4 - Middle/Old Age B-Day Quotes
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